Do you yearn to hear Starmer condemn Trump? If so, you're going to be disappointed

What fresh hell will Donald Trump unleash next? The question quivers on the world's lips, but Sir Keir Starmer thinks it a fool's errand trying to guess the answer. The prime minister has told colleagues not to waste any time on feverish speculation about the intentions of the US president. This is sensible counsel after 10 days in which Typhoon Orange has wreaked havoc in global markets. His tariffs were so sweeping and so breathtakingly dumb that the hit list included a cluster of barren islands near Antarctica. Was his notoriously thin skin once pricked by an insolent penguin? Were…