Do you need a $3,300 self-driving stroller to be a good parent? No, but marketers want you to think so

Sign up for the Week in Patriarchy, a newsletter"‹ on feminism and sexism sent every Saturday. Brace yourself for self-driving strollers "Cocaine is God's way of saying that you're making too much money," Robin Williams once joked. God also might have a few choice words to say about a new $3,300 self-driving stroller unveiled at the CES tech show in Las Vegas. The Ella smart stroller uses artificial intelligence to navigate and is filled with bells and whistles like a white noise machine and an automatic parking brake. It's the Tesla of strollers, basically. You don't need to be a…