un ‘get well soon’ card and cheese – but it didn’t go to plan

Chubby despot Kim Jong-un didn’t accept the Daily Star’s generous offer of a ‘get well soon’ card or Emmental cheese. Recent reports suggest the diddy dictator has been under the weather, with some claiming he might be in a coma – or even dead. He’s been nowhere to be seen on North Korean state television and his sister Kim Yo Jong has even had to step in for military parade duties. As speculation continues to grow about his health, we thought we’d head down to the North Korean embassy – a semi detached in west London – armed with some…