If nothing else, you have to respect the commitment to laziness. Lake America. It’s a name that somehow combines the height of imperialist arrogance with an unshakable determination to leave work at 2:30. We’re going to conquer the world. Just don’t expect us to sit in traffic. I keep picturing Lake America’s origin story as one of those sitcom scenes where the protagonist has to come up with a pretend name on the spot and panics into grabbing words from his immediate surroundings. I’m, uh … Desk McLaptopman. Like: HEAD OF SPACE FORCE Mr. President, we’ve blundered our way into…
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