Satire | My scoop at AI Impact Summit

I was driving to work the other day when I got caught in a massive jam outside Bharat Mandapam. I got bored sitting in the car. So I parked and went to check out the AI Impact Summit 2026 going on inside. I’d been in the car for almost four hours. So the moment I made it past the security, I made straight for the restroom, and who did I see there in the very first stall but Saltman! Finding myself alone with the legend, my inner journalist jumped out and said to me, “I will never forgive you if…