The truth is finally dawning on Britain: toadying to Trump has got us nowhere

It's not funny, of course - livelihoods if not actual lives depend on reaching a workable accord. But the news that President Trump has probably stiffed the UK into a second- or third-tier boarding group for trade talks, behind South Korea and Japan, triggers at least a snort of recognition for anyone who has experienced versions of that dynamic. The phrase "British negotiators are hopeful" followed almost immediately by use of the word "disappointed" in heavy rotation takes you, with grim amusement, back to every toxic relationship in which you have played Britain to someone else's America. We are talking,…