The 'rat person' trend is here – and I thoroughly approve

Somewhere in Zhejiang province, China, a woman is living my dream. She gets up in the morning and then, almost immediately, goes back to bed. She lies prostrate all day long, scrolling, eating some food, opening some packages, showering at 2am, then snoozing again. As a longtime sleep enthusiast - and the mother of a child who thinks that 5am is a good time to start the day, all systems go - I think this sounds like bliss. The woman in Zhejiang is known as @jiawensishi - and also "rat person". I am not being rude; that's what she calls…