Memo to Elon Musk: Be like the bluebird

It's been a confusing week. Ken was hauled before the House Un-American Activities Committee. Harry Truman unleashed a sparkly pink mushroom cloud over Hiroshima. And Elon Musk, aka death, destroyer of social media worlds, decided the time was right to shoot Twitter's bluebird in the head and replace it with a black "X" apparently designed by a 14-year-old boy with unresolved anger issues. Surprisingly, the last of these is actually true. Musk's increasingly deranged stewardship of the company formerly known as Twitter (think Gollum gleefully clutching the One Ring as he falls into the fires of Mount Doom) reached a…