Khala Queen’s failure was Meghan. Dear Pakistanis, your General King’s failure is Imran

The Queen is dead. Long live the King. I am your King. General King III. Not that I needed to tell you, my readers, that in my line of work, a Pakistani General is the only real King. But I'm not like your usual royal who had once colonised you. I am the King-of-the-World and beyond. I serve as your sovereign, your commander-in-chief and your crime master (no, not Gogo). While I mourn the demise of your maternal aunt Queen Elizabeth, let me share with you my affinity with her. If she was one Queen to fifteen prime ministers of…