Rick Wiles Science-Splains How And Why Chinese Spies Put COVID In His Butt – Wonkette

Science problem solved! You know End Times nutbag person Rick Wiles got the COVID, which was shocking since he was actively boycotting the vaccine, since he thinks the vaccine is going to bring about a global genocide. And you know he survived the COVID, praise the Lord from whom all blessings flow. Now Rickles the Clown has solved the science conundrum of how he got the COVID. (No it wasn’t in the last paragraph, in the sentence about “boycott vaccine.”) Apparently his guest host Lauren Witzke was saying WRONG DUMB IDIOT WORDS when she suggested Wiles and the rest of…