British Royal Navy launches probe after naked woman found in airman's wardrobe, initial reports say it could just be a case of cupboard love … or worse a Chinese spy [Weird]

56 minutes ago edmo : Armed police escorted her from the base – which is home to special forces – and she left the UK immediately.Her lover, from the elite Commando Helicopter Force, has told superiors she is his girlfriend and not a Chinese spy.I say, boy I say, I think your bulb is a bit dim. Yes, he’s dumb. Career-ruining dumb.But this is also a classic British tabloid article.Headline: Semi-naked woman found in airman’s wardrobe on special forces navy base sparks Chinese spy fears Most of the article: